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Joke of the Week
On a chilly winter evening, my husband and I were snuggled together on the floor watching television. During a commercial break, he reached over and gave my foot a gentle squeeze. "Mmmm," I said. "That's sweet."

"Actually," he admitted, "I thought that was the remote."
—Stephanie Eele, Kingsville, Maryland

Cartoon of the Week

Top 5 Most Recent Jokes
1. "I feel sorry for this soldier," joked my husband as he handed me a flier he'd found in our mailbox. It read:
Lost Cat
Black and white
Answers to Nate
Belongs to a soldier
Recently neutered

—Sondra Gilbertson

2. Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. Then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. It read "Thank you for not looking in the bathtub."
—Christine A. Barham

3. Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
—Dorothy Eldridge

4. My husband and I have always exchanged chores around the house, including doing the dishes, which I hate to do, and mowing the lawn, which he hates to do. This worked to our mutual satisfaction until he began to be bothered by people in passing cars staring at him as he relaxed while I mowed.

He solved the problem by presenting me with a T-shirt to wear while I was cutting the grass. On the front, big letters said: "IT'S ALL RIGHT." The back of the T-shirt proclaimed: "HE DOES THE DISHES."
—Margaret A. Trauger

5. A friend's daughter, Callie, had enrolled in a Spanish class taught by a Hispanic teacher. "I'm not familiar with that name," he said. "Does it start with a K?"
She replied, "C."
Ever since, he has spelled her name "Kallie."
—William Herrington, Smyrna, Georgia

Photo of the Week

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