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Dear $$firstname$$,

Greetings from the Laugh Letter staff. We’re marching right into spring and will soon be hopping through April. We hope these chuckles will tickle your funny bone and bring you a basketful of cheer!

Photo: Brenda Whipkey

In this issue:
A Limerick
It's His Call
In the Army Now
You Gotta Have Faith
Girl Group Gags
Picture This
Hot Topic
Just as the Doctor Ordered
Automatic Signal
Prescription Filled
You’ve Got Easter Covered!

A Limerick

THERE ONCE was a boy name of Mark,
who went for a walk in the park.
He met an old hound,
and unfortunately found
that the bite was much worse than the bark.

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It's His Call

A LONG, long time ago, God was mopping His brow after finishing a difficult task. “Whew! I just made 24 hours of alternating light and dark,” He said.
A nearby cherub asked, “What are You going to do now?”
God replied, “I think I’ll call it a day.”

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In the Army Now

A YOUNG MAN wasn’t thrilled when he received his draft notice and thought a few well-placed answers could help him fail the physical.
Doctor: What do you see on that wall over there?
Young Man: What wall?
Doctor: Great! You just passed the hearing test.

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You Gotta Have Faith

TWO MEN were stranded on a desert island. One was very worried, while the other seemed to have no cares. “How can you be so happy?” asked the worried man. “We may never get off this island.”
“I make $100,000 a year,” the other man said.
“What does that have to do with us getting out of here?” asked the worried man.
“I tithe,” said the other. “My pastor will surely be coming after me.”

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Picture This

EVER WONDER what the Easter bunny does on his off-time?

Click here to find out!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a lion?

A: Frostbite!

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Girl Group Gags

CHECK OUT these potential names for female singing groups:
Ann Otation and the Footnotes
Emma Nate and the Debutantes
Rose Stead and the Chestnuts
Belle Free and the Ding Dongs
Dee Sides and the Choice Maids
Lily Pution and the Teeny Weenies
Ann Gyna and the Heartaches
Bea Witch and the Broomsticks

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Hot Topic

A RANCHER from Texas was on a tour. Whenever the guide pointed out a noteworthy spot, the rancher always commented there was a bigger or better place in Texas. The tour ended up at the top of a volcano. The folks got out, walked to the rim of the volcano and looked down at the bubbling lava. The guide waited for the Texan to say something, but he remained silent. After a few moments, the guide asked, “Have you got anything in Texas that can top this?”
“No,” the rancher said. “Our local volunteer fire department would put it out in no time.”

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Just as the Doctor Ordered

A FARMER had trouble sleeping, so he went to a doctor. The doctor told him to walk 3 miles a day for a week, then call him. After the week was up, the farmer called and said,
“I did just as you said, Doc.”
“How do you feel now?” asked the doctor.
“Much better,” the farmer replied, “but I’m 21 miles from home.”

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Automatic Signal

WE’RE really living in an animated society. It seems that whenever a traffic signal turns green, it automatically activates the horn of the car behind you.

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Prescription Filled

THE local pharmacist was used to answering all sorts of questions. When a customer came in asking for a cure for hiccups, the pharmacist thought a good scare might do the trick. So he quickly reached across the counter and gave the customer a hearty slap on the back. Apparently, he slapped harder than he intended as the customer lost his breath for a minute.
“Did that cure the hiccups?” asked the pharmacist after the customer recovered.
“I don’t know,” the man answered. “I’ll have to check with my wife, who’s waiting in the car. She’s the one with the problem.”

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Bunny Covered Dish

LIKE the covered glass dish Grandma used to serve gumdrops in, our Bunny Covered Dish is an appealing accent for your traditional decor. Large enough to hold a supply of anything you want to keep handy. Available in cobalt blue and pink. Order yours today from the Country Store.

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March 2007
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Photo: Brenda Whipkey In this issue: A Limerick It's His Call In the Army Now You Gotta Have Faith Girl Group Gags Picture This Hot Topic Just as the Doctor Ordered Automatic Signal Prescription Filled You’ve Got Easter Covered! A Limerick THERE ONCE was a boy name of Mark, who went for a walk in the park. He met an old hound, and unfortunately found that the bite was much worse than the bark. top It's His Call A LONG, long time ago, God was mopping His brow after finishing a difficult task. “Whew! I just made 24 hours of alternating light and dark,” He said. A nearby cherub asked, “What are You going to do now?” God replied, “I think I’ll call it a day.” top In the Army Now A YOUNG MAN wasn’t thrilled when he received his draft notice and thought a few well-placed answers could help him fail the physical. Doctor: What do you see on that wall over there? Young Man: What wall? Doctor: Great! You just passed the hearing test. top You Gotta Have Faith TWO MEN were stranded on a desert island. One was very worried, while the other seemed to have no cares. “How can you be so happy?” asked the worried man. “We may never get off this island.” “I make $100,000 a year,” the other man said. “What does that have to do with us getting out of here?” asked the worried man. “I tithe,” said the other. “My pastor will surely be coming after me.” top Picture This EVER WONDER what the Easter bunny does on his off-time? Click here to find out! top Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a lion? A: Frostbite! Here's a deal to "roar" for—get a FREE passport with your reservation! Save $97.00* per person! Book any Canadian or International tour by April 4, and we’ll pay for your passport—a $97 value per person! If you already have your passport or need only a renewal, you’ll receive $97 savings per person off the price. Click for complete listings of our Canadian and International tours. Use code LL34 when you reserve online to claim your $97 Passport Credit. Don’t wait to book your trip! Offer expires April 4, 2007! Offer cannot be combined with any other offers. For more information about U.S. Passports and how to claim your $97.00 credit, Click Here. Exclusive Tour Operator of Reiman Publications* 1-800/344-6918 5939 Country Lane, Greendale WI 53129-1429 Girl Group Gags CHECK OUT these potential names for female singing groups: Ann Otation and the Footnotes Emma Nate and the Debutantes Rose Stead and the Chestnuts Belle Free and the Ding Dongs Dee Sides and the Choice Maids Lily Pution and the Teeny Weenies Ann Gyna and the Heartaches Bea Witch and the Broomsticks top Hot Topic A RANCHER from Texas was on a tour. Whenever the guide pointed out a noteworthy spot, the rancher always commented there was a bigger or better place in Texas. The tour ended up at the top of a volcano. The folks got out, walked to the rim of the volcano and looked down at the bubbling lava. The guide waited for the Texan to say something, but he remained silent. After a few moments, the guide asked, “Have you got anything in Texas that can top this?” “No,” the rancher said. “Our local volunteer fire department would put it out in no time.” top Just as the Doctor Ordered A FARMER had trouble sleeping, so he went to a doctor. The doctor told him to walk 3 miles a day for a week, then call him. After the week was up, the farmer called and said, “I did just as you said, Doc.” “How do you feel now?” asked the doctor. “Much better,” the farmer replied, “but I’m 21 miles from home.” top Automatic Signal WE’RE really living in an animated society. It seems that whenever a traffic signal turns green, it automatically activates the horn of the car behind you. top Prescription Filled THE local pharmacist was used to answering all sorts of questions. When a customer came in asking for a cure for hiccups, the pharmacist thought a good scare might do the trick. So he quickly reached across the counter and gave the customer a hearty slap on the back. Apparently, he slapped harder than he intended as the customer lost his breath for a minute. “Did that cure the hiccups?” asked the pharmacist after the customer recovered. “I don’t know,” the man answered. “I’ll have to check with my wife, who’s waiting in the car. She’s the one with the problem.” top Bunny Covered Dish LIKE the covered glass dish Grandma used to serve gumdrops in, our Bunny Covered Dish is an appealing accent for your traditional decor. Large enough to hold a supply of anything you want to keep handy. Available in cobalt blue and pink. Order yours today from the Country Store. top Get Even More Laughs! SIGN UP for the humor newsletter "Laugh Lines," packed with the hilarity you love from Reader’s Digest. You’ll get jokes and colorful cartoons—plus learn how you can get paid for your own funny stories! Subscribe here. top This email was sent to: $$email$$ HAVE A FRIEND who enjoys good clean fun? Feel free to forward this newsletter! If this newsletter was forwarded to you, please use this link to sign up for yourself. If you do not want to receive further editions of this Laugh Letter, please use this link to unsubscribe. If you would like to change or edit your email preferences, please visit your Personal Preferences page. To learn more about Reiman Media Group’s use of personal information, please read our Privacy Policy. Copyright 2007 Reiman Media Group, Inc. All rights reserved. 5400 S. 60th St., P.O. Box 991, Greendale WI 53129-0991 1-800/344-6913
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