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Dear $$firstname$$,Greetings from the Laugh Letter staff. Since almost everybody has resolved to slim down and tone up for the new year, we’ve developed the Laugh Letter Exercise Plan. It’s simple—just take a deep breath prior to reading each gag below, hold it while reading, then let it out with a good, healthy laugh. After you’re all finished, sit down and eat a candy bar for some energy.
The Power of PrayerA SMALL BOY badly wanted a baby brother, so his dad suggested he pray every night for one. The boy prayed earnestly, night after night, but his prayers seemingly weren’t answered. After a few weeks, he didn’t bother to ask anymore. Some months later, his dad said they were going to see Mom in the hospital and he was going to get a big surprise. When they got to the room, the little boy saw his mother holding two babies. “Well, what do you think about having twin brothers?” his dad asked. The little boy thought for a moment and replied, “I bet you’re glad I stopped praying when I did.”  What did the penny say to the other penny?We make perfect cents.
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1-800/344-6918 A Simpler Solution?LITTLE Billy’s kindergarten class went on a field trip to the local police station. They saw a bulletin board with photos of the FBI’s 10 most-wanted criminals. Billy pointed to one of the photos and asked the officer if that person was really a most-wanted criminal. “He certainly is,” answered the officer. Billy replied, “Then why didn’t you just keep him when you took his picture?” Nothing Fishy HereA FARMER spotted a city fellow fishing in his pond and pointed out the big sign nearby that read NO FISHING HERE! The disgusted fisherman nodded. “Whoever put that sign up really knew what he was talking about. I haven’t had even a nibble all morning.” Soooeee-t DreamsTHOSE high-tech “space foam” mattresses have become mighty popular, but country kids can sleep sow-ndly without ’em. To see what we mean, click here.
There’s an EyewitnessLATE ONE NIGHT, a man driving along a dark country road heard a big thud and knew he’d hit something. He stopped and got out to look but didn’t see anything. The next morning, the sheriff came to his home. “You’re under arrest,” the officer said. “You hit a pig with your car last night.” “Now how in the world do you know that?” the man asked. The sheriff replied without hesitation, “The pig squealed.” Just a Fleeting MemoryTHREE ELDERLY MEN were bemoaning memory losses they were experiencing. The first said, “I forget whether I’ve had lunch at the cafe or if I’m just getting ready to go there.” The second joined in, “When I’m holding a jar of sandwich spread, I don’t know if I should put it back in the refrigerator or make a sandwich.” The third piped up, “Friends, I’m sure glad I don’t have your problems…knock on wood.” As he did this, he said, “Oh, someone’s knocking at the door. I’ll get it.” Cattle ProdA YOUNG MAN in love with a pretty young lady wanted to impress her, so he took her to his farm to show her his large herd of cattle. When they got to the pasture, they noticed two cattle with their noses pressed together as if they were kissing. “I sure would like to do that,” said the young man as he moved a little closer to the girl. “Go ahead,” she answered. “They’re your cattle.” Get Even More Laughs!SIGN UP for the humor newsletter “Laugh Lines,” packed with the hilarity you love from Reader’s Digest. You’ll get jokes and colorful cartoons—plus learn how you can get paid for your own funny stories! To subscribe, click here. And Rome BurnedA MAN at a railroad station got bored waiting for his train, so he helped himself to a fortune cookie from a nearby tray. The paper strip from inside the cookie read: You will play a fiddle very soon. The man scoffed. He had played the fiddle years before but no longer even owned one. Just then, another man came by and handed him a fiddle, saying, “Will you watch this while I get my luggage?” He did, and he couldn’t resist playing a tune while waiting for the other man to return. When the man came back and took his fiddle, the first man chuckled. “Well, that fortune came true,” he said, “but it will never happen again.” With that, he took another fortune cookie, opened it and read: While you were fiddling around, you missed your train. Maybe It’s the FloatA WIFE walked into the house and told her husband, “There’s water in the carburetor.” “You don’t know the difference between a carburetor and a generator,” he huffed. “Where’s the car?” She shrugged. “At the bottom of the lake.” Quotable Quotes
THIS new softcover book celebrates 50 years of wit and wisdom from one of the most popular features in Reader’s Digest magazine. Quotable Quotes is packed with the inspirational thoughts, wise advice and humorous observations of famous folks from Abraham Lincoln to Ann Landers. This 216-page collection measures 5-1/4 in. by 7-1/4 in. Order the Quotable Quotes from Country Store On-line. This email was sent to: $$email$$ HAVE A FRIEND who enjoys good clean fun? Feel free to forward this newsletter! If this newsletter was forwarded to you, please use this link to sign up for yourself. Please do not reply to this message to unsubscribe. If you do not want to receive further editions of this Laugh Letter, please use this link to unsubscribe. If you would like to change or edit your email preferences, please visit your To learn more about Reiman Media Group’s use of personal information, 
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