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Greetings from the Laugh Letter staff. We've come up with some real howlers this time...but don't howl too loud--with Halloween just a couple weeks away, the neighbors may think you're becoming a wacky werewolf! |
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Monkey Business
YEARS AGO, a city fellow was driving through
a rural area when his car broke down. Luckily, it rolled to
a stop in front of a house where an elderly man was sitting
in a rocking chair on the porch. The driver walked up to the
house and asked the man, "Would you happen to have a monkey
wrench I could borrow?"
The old man pondered for a moment, then replied, "Nope.
I've got a few cattle...but it's just too cold around here for
monkeys." |
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Oops...
TWO rural families met to finalize the sale
of a small farm. The buyers brought cash stashed in a cream
can, but when it came time to count the money, they were $1,000
short of the amount needed to complete the sale.
After counting the money again and coming up with the same total,
the farmer looked at his wife and said, "Mama, we brought
the wrong cream can." |
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Smooth Sailing
What did the customs official wish the
ship’s captain at the entrance to the Panama Canal?
Lots of "lock"!
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Bewitching Transportation
MOM took her daughter shopping for a witch
outfit to wear at the school Halloween costume party. They
hunted in several shops for an important accessory--an old-fashioned
straw broom with a crooked tree-branch handle. Finally Mom
found one that was just right. "See?" she asked
her daughter. "This will be perfect for you to take to
school."
The youngster eyed the broom for a moment and frowned. "Aw,
Mom," she replied, "can't you just drive me instead?"
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Dying to Get In
ALL the signs indicate it's going to be a humorous Halloween.
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He Asked for It
THE WAITRESS in a small-town cafe knew most
of her customers by name and by reputation. One, a local salesman,
was quite a talker. On a particularly busy morning, the salesman
waved at the waitress and asked for a third free refill on
his coffee. "Just a mouthful will do," he said.
Obligingly, the waitress filled his cup until it overflowed
into the saucer...and kept on pouring until the saucer, too,
was ready to overflow. Then she stopped, looked the salesman
in the eye and asked, "Now, where would you like the
rest of it?"
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Different Point of View
A COWBOY went to buy an insurance policy. The
agent asked, "Have you ever had an accident?"
"Nope," replied the cowboy. "Last summer, a bronc
kicked in two of my ribs...and a couple of years ago, a rattlesnake
bit me on the ankle."
"Wouldn't you call those accidents?" quizzed the puzzled
agent.
"Naw," the cowboy replied. "They did it on purpose!" |
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Thrown for a Loss
A DIME and a nickel were riding on a horse,
and the nickel fell off. Why didn't the dime fall off, too?
Because it had more cents.
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Timely answer
A TOURIST passing a farmer in a field stopped
to ask him what time it was. "Just a moment," the
farmer said. He crouched down beside a cow in the pasture,
gently lifted up its udder and peered under it. "It's
10 minutes to 1."
The tourist was surprised. "How can you tell time by
looking at a cow's udder?" he asked. "Well,"
replied the farmer, "if you stoop down and lift up the
udder, you can just make out the town hall clock across the
field."
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Well, of Course!
A FROG went to a bank to borrow some money.
The teller sent the frog to see Miss Patty Black in the Loan
Department. "What have you got for collateral?" she
asked him.
"This," replied the frog, handing her a ceramic piece.
After looking it over, she told the frog she'd have to consult
with the loan manager. "There's a frog in my office who
wants a loan," she explained. "But all he has for
collateral is this thing, and I don't know what it is."
The loan manager examined the piece for a moment, then exclaimed,
"Why, it's a knickknack, Patty Black...give the frog a
loan!" |
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| Something to Crow About |
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LET a rooster be your watchdog! Our "Talking
Rooster" has a motion detector that triggers a "cock-a-doodle-do"
when anyone walks by. Great way to greet friends and entertain
the kids. 8-1/2"W x 9-1/4"H. Two AA batteries, not
included. PVC plastic.
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