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places. Discover charming small towns...home-style eateries...cozy
inns and more. It's perfect for planning your next getaway!
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Reminisce
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its readers, each issue is packed with page after page of
personal memories and heartwarming nostalgia.
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Country
Woman puts you "in touch" with other women
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decorating, crafting and more!
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| Dear $$firstname$$,
Greetings from the Laugh Letter staff. Fall is
just around the corner...but when you go around the corner,
don't fall over that skateboard the neighbor kid left in your
driveway--otherwise, the laughs will be on you!
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Farming Humor
A DOCTOR, a lawyer and a farmer were
talking. They noticed a sign on a nearby store advertising that
week's multimillion-dollar lottery prize and started contemplating
what they could do with that much money. The doctor said he'd
buy a huge mansion on a private golf course and play golf every
day. The lawyer said he'd purchase a huge yacht and cruise around
the world. "And what would you do?" they both asked the farmer.
"Well," he drawled, "I guess I'd just keep farming until it
was all gone." |
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Pick of the Crop
SIGN spotted in a flower bed along a rural road: "WEEDS
FOR SALE--PICK YOUR OWN." |
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Cruisin' for a Joke?
SAID the captain to his passengers,
“I'd like to welcome you aboard. My name is Smith and
I'll be your skipper for as far as we get.”
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Still Looking...
JUNIOR was having trouble with some math homework
and finally asked his mother, "Will you help me find the common
denominator?"
Mom grinned and said, "They were looking for that thing when
I was in school--haven't they found it yet?" |
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Bark If You Like Berries
THE "dog days" of summer are over, but some
canines still crave warm-weather treats.
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The Truth Hurts
AN OLDER COUPLE on a long car trip stopped
for lunch at a roadside restaurant. Later, after they'd been
back on the road for a good number of miles, the wife remembered
that she'd left her sunglasses on their table at the restaurant.
Her husband fussed and complained about having to go back, but
he quieted down as they neared the restaurant. As he got out
of the car, he said in a humble voice, "Well, as long as we're
back, I might as well get my hat, too." |
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Positive Spin on Dirt
A NEIGHBOR was visiting a friend who had just
celebrated her 50th wedding anniversary. While they chatted,
the friend's husband came in wearing his work boots and left
clods of dirt behind him on a previously spotless kitchen floor.
Expecting her friend to be upset, the neighbor said, "His boots
certainly do bring in the dirt, don't they?"
The friend smiled as she got out a broom. "Yes," she agreed,
"but they bring him in, too." |
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Mind Over Matter
AN out-of-towner swerved to avoid a squirrel,
and his car slid into a ditch. Luckily, a local farmer came
to help with his big, strong horse, "Buddy".
The farmer hitched Buddy to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie,
pull!" Buddy didn't move an inch. Then the farmer hollered,
"Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy still didn't respond. Once more
the farmer commanded, "Pull, Cocoa, pull!" Nothing happened.
Then the farmer said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" The horse easily
dragged the car out of the ditch. The motorist was most appreciative,
but very curious, too. He asked the farmer why he had called
the horse by the wrong name three times. "Animal psychology,"
the farmer explained. "If Buddy thought he was the only one
pulling, he wouldn't even try." |
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Slow Learner
AN OLDER CARPENTER and his young, inexperienced
apprentice were building a small barn. As they were preparing
to attach the siding, the chief carpenter showed the young fellow
how to hold the boards while nailing them to the studs, then
left him on his own.
After a short while, the chief returned to check up on the lad.
He noticed that the youngster was throwing about half the nails
he pulled from his apron onto the ground. "Why are you throwing
away so many nails?" asked the carpenter. "Well," the young
man explained, "sometimes I can't hammer in a nail because when
I pull it out of my apron, the head is on the wrong end. So
I discard it."
"You knucklehead!" shouted the chief. "Don't throw away the
nails with heads on the wrong ends--they're for the other side
of the barn!" |
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A New Career
A FARMER and his wife invited the minister
to their home for Sunday supper. Following an excellent meal
of fried chicken, he saw a rooster come strutting through the
yard. "That's certainly a proud-looking rooster," the minister
commented.
"Yes, sir," replied his hostess. "He has reason to be proud--one
of his sons just entered the ministry!" |
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