Dear $$firstname$$,

Greetings from the Laugh Letter staff! Spring has sprung (just days ago!), and we thought we'd mark the occasion with some "little sprouts". Whether or not you hear the thunder of tiny feet around your place, you're sure to appreciate the childish chuckles that follow...

A Helping Hand

FOUR-YEAR-OLD Tommy spilled some milk on the clean kitchen floor. His grandma smiled and said, "It's okay, Tommy, just go get the mop off the back porch and we'll clean it up."

Tommy walked to the back door and stared out into the dark night. He said shyly, "Grandma, it's dark outside, and I'm afraid to go out there."

Grandma told him that God was out there and would take care of him. Tommy then pushed the door open slightly and said, "God, since you're already out there, will you please hand me the mop?"

A MAN ASKED the travel agent, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?"

"No," the agent replied.

"That's funny," the man said. "They look so close on the map!"

Of course, even without a view of England, Canada has plenty of spectacular and exciting sightseeing from the Atlantic to the Pacific...and the mountains in between.  You're invited to see for yourself at the web site of World Wide Country Tours, the exclusive tour operator for Reiman Publications.
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Admitting De-Feet

ARRIVING HOME after a shopping trip, 2-1/2-year-old Andrew sat on the floor and pulled off his shoes. When his mother asked him why, he replied, "Mama, my shoes are tired."

To see more fancy footwork, click here.

She Saw the Light

THE DOCTOR put Mom on a liquid diet. Explaining to her small daughter, Mom said that she could eat anything she could hold up to the light and see through. The youngster nodded knowingly and said, "How about a doughnut?"

Which Way to Turn?

COMING IN to warm up by the fireplace after some springtime chores, Dad turned a kitchen chair around, straddled it and sat down with his arms resting on the back. His 5-year-old yelped, "Look--Dad put his chair on backwards!"

A Hairy Dilemma

IT OCCURRED to Jim B. of Escondido, California that his 2-year-old daughter, Diana, had never seen him without a beard. So he decided to shave it off. "As I was finishing, I noticed Diana at the bathroom door with a shocked expression on her face," Jim says. "I asked her what she thought. She replied in an urgent tone, 'Oh, Daddy--put it back on!'"

How Much Is it Worth?

WHILE HELPING his father build a deck, 5-year-old Kolin hit his thumb with a hammer. A couple of weeks later, his blackened thumbnail fell off. Kolin took it to his mother and asked, "Mommy, can I put this under my pillow for the fingernail fairy?"

Read All About It

WHEN Brad was small, he loved to have stories read to him and was very eager to learn how to read for himself. His parents told him he'd learn how to read when he went to school.

After his first day of school, they were surprised when Brad come home crying. "What's the matter?" his mother asked. Brad replied, "I went to school and I still can't read!"

Batteries Not Included

MOM developed a bad case of laryngitis, much to the confusion of her 2-year-old son. He climbed into her lap, pulled her mouth open and peered inside, saying, "What's wrong, Mommy--did someone steal your batteries?"

A Slick Idea

LAST WINTER, Sharon D. of Fryeburg, Maine was getting ready to go ice skating with 4-year-old son Larry when she noticed his skates were getting a little tight. "I told him I'd have to get him some new ones," she recalls. "He looked at me and said, 'Okay, Mommy...but this time, please get me the standing-up kind. I don't like the falling-down kind.'"

Kids Love Cow Wind Chime!

OUR CLEVER wind chime looks just like "Bossy"! Four metal "legs" hang from her body. Her "udders" strike the chimes, and the cutout weight below looks like two calves! Body, udders and calves are hand-painted wood. Hanger included. Some easy assembly required.

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